December 23rd, 2024 –

In the days before Christmas
All through the Fughouse
A group of media youth
Report on all things Claus

In today’s STOCKING news,
An Elf Workers’ Union gets squashed by Strikebreaker;
A Naughty or Nice Algorithm says everyone’s a troublemaker;

Mrs. Claus is in an abominable affair;
Conspiring Sugar Plum Fairies step up to the judges’ chair;

Tips to keep yetis out of your trash bin; and
Why elderly women get in Reindeer crashins’

Please keep in mind these reports are a spoof—
You get all this and more from Redwood Voice Community News.

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This newscast will be aired Dec. 23rd, 24th, and the 25th while the news team is taking some time off for the holidays. We’re broadcasting on KFUG 101.1FM and kfugradio.org! every day at 12PM, with a rebroadcast at 5PM. We’re also airing on KZZH 96.7FM at 6AM, and KCIW 100.7FM at 6PM!

Today’s newscast image is courtesy of @awkwardfamilyphotos via Instagram, which has been edited.